* We'll all kiss ass as long as it gets us what we want

                                                            * We've all picked our noses, hung it out the car window, and let it dry into a ball we could flick away

                                                            * We've all pissed in the shower

                                                            * We're all liars (except me.... nah, I'm lying)

                                                            * We're all hypocrites

                                                            * All men hate Kathy Lee Gifford --- but we'd all have sex with her in a New York minute

                                                            * We'd rather say "Merry Christmas," but we say "Happy Holidays" because we don't want to often folks

                                                            * Truth be told, Tori Spelling looks like one of those Budweiser frogs

                                                            * We are ALL racists to one degree or another

                                                            * After breaking up a relationship, we all say "I hope they do well" --- but we don't mean it!

                                                            * We all watch auto racing hoping for a spectacular crash

                                                            * We'd all rob a bank if we knew we could get away with it

 That's it for now!  If ya like it so far, lemme know. 

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