Think that celebrities lead lives that are above the

law?  If so, this oughta shoot down that theory! 

Even the richest, most talented, and most

popular of people have screwed up royally!

 

 

These Are Just The Facts, Ma'am!

Al Unser, Jr.

Amy Fisher

Bill Gates

Charles Barkley

Al Unser, Jr. (Domestic Battery)        Amy Fisher (Attempted Murder)        Bill Gates (Traffic Violation)        Charles Barkley (Assault)

 

Christian Brando

Christian Slater

Dana Plato

Darryl Strawberry

Christian "Marlon's Boy" Brando (Murder)        Christian "I Wish I Were Jack Nicholson" Slater (Criminal Posession of a Weapon)        Dana Plato (Forgery)        Darryl Strawberry (Cocaine Possession & Soliciting a Prostitute)

 

Deion Sanders

Dennis Kowzlowski

Don King

Eminem

Deion Sanders (Misdemeanor Trespassing)        Dennis "Tyco Corp Thief" Kowzlowski (Pillaging Corporate Assets)        Don King (Manslaughter)        Eminem (Assault & Posession of a Concealed Weapon)

 

Frank Sinatra

Frankie Valli

Vince Vaughn

Hugh Grant

Frank Sintra (Adultery)        Frankie Valli (Failure to Pay a Business Bill)        Vince Vaughn (Public Fighting)        Hugh Grant (Misdemeanor Lewd Conduct)

 

James Frey

Jeffrey Jones

Jesse Jackson

John Gotti

James "Oprah Hates Me" Frey (Drunk Driving)        Jeffrey Jones (Paying a 14-year-old to Pose for Illicit Photos)        Jesse Jackson (Criminal Trespassing)        John Gotti (Racketeering)

 

Johnny Cash

Ken Caminiti

Lil' Kim

Marilyn Manson

Johnny Cash (Possession of Illegal Drugs)        Ken "Mr. Baseball" Caminiti (Felony Drug Possession)        Lil' Kim (Possession of Marijuana)        Marilyn Manson (Criminal Sexual Contact)

 

Martin Luther King, Jr.

Matthew McConnaughey

Michael Jackson

Mike Lookinland

Martin Luther King, Jr. (Public Disturbance)        Matthew McConnaughey (Possession of Marijuana)        Michael "Da' Freak" Jackson (Child Molestation)        Mike "Brady Bunch Bad Boy" Lookinland (Drunk Driving)

 

O.J. Simpson

Ozzy Osbourne

Paul Reubens

Robert Downey, Jr.

O.J. "Guilty!" Simpson (Murder)        Ozzy Osbourne (Public Intoxication)        Paul "Pee Wee Herman" Reubens (Indecent Exposure)        Robert Downey, Jr. (Under the Influence of a Controlled Substance)

 

Robert Iler

Scott Weiland

Sid Vicious

Steve McQueen

Robert "Really, I Star on the Sopranos!" Iler (Robbery & Possession of Marijuana)        Scott Weiland (Spousal Battery)        Sid Vicious (Murder)        Steve McQueen (Drunk Driving)

 

"Stone Cold" Steve Austin

Marion "Suge" Knight

Tommy Lee

Tupac Shakur

"Stone Cold" Steve Austin (Domestic Assault)        Marion "Suge" Knight (Parole Violation)        Tommy Lee (Assault & Inciting a Riot with Ethnic Animosity)        Tupac Shakur (Sexual Abuse of a Fan)

 
 

Speaking of celebrities doing bad things,

care to seen visual evidence that LANCE ARMSTRONG

is taking steroids?  Click da' bike, baby!