Ego Room

MY EGO ROOM!

(C'mon, Repeat After Me: BOB-BY! BOB-BY! BOB-BY!)

As we all know, it IS all about me. So, keeping this obvious point in mind, I've decided to 'capture all things ME" in one spot. Hence "MY EGO ROOM!" Here anyone (that would be you) can whet their cerebral appetite with a whole lotta BOBBY!

...Oh, lucky you!

Things would be much better if there were more... ... in the world!

BTW, this page is graphically intensive, so unlike President Bush's two daughters it may take a while to get LOADED. But, I guarantee it's worth it because, well, there's so damn much of me to enjoy!

Me & My Flicks! I'm a Softball GOD! Bobby Fun Facts!

andomobbyhought .... Can prostitutes get laid-off?

Now, before you continue on your trek into the wondrous World'o Bobby, I suggest you first treat yourself by listening to a SPECIAL WORD from BOBBY himself! Do so by clicking my handsome pic below...

But, enough about Me. Instead it's time to meet...

...Famous People Who Know ME!

Knowing that most of you live a small, bland, plebian existence, I thought I'd try to brighten your day by showing you a few pics of me with some of my famous buds...


ME & George W. Bush	ME & Dick Cheney	ME & Saddam Hussein	ME & Osama Bin Laden


ME & N. Korean's Kim Jong Il	ME & Nelson Mandela	ME & Bill Gates	ME & Warren Buffett


ME & Angelina Jolie	ME & Brad Pitt	ME & Jim Carrey	ME & Jack Black


ME & Jack & Michael	ME & Bono	ME & Dave Matthews	ME & Phil Spector


ME & Paul McCartney	ME & Elton John	ME & Madonna	ME!

IMPORTANT NOTE: Several of you monkeys have emailed me saying that the some (make that ALL) of the photos above are... dare I say it?... FAKES! Say what?!! These brain-dead critics claim that I simply cut'n pasted the same photo of my face into these pictures...

Well, I say... Balderdash!! (that means "Bullshit," Paris). And speaking of Ms. Hilton... if the idea of having the same look in every photo (like mine) bothers you non-believers, click on Paris' pic to see how she does it...

Oh, and Speaking of Crass Commercialism...

Don't forget to check out my BEST-SELLING Book:

Available at Barnes & Noble, Tune-Up Masters,

and Most Proctology Supply Stores!

...And...

...Don't forget to watch my Hot, New DVD:

Okay, I know with some of you that "thinking" may hurt your brain. I mean cause actual pain. So, as my way of offering you some mental relief, let's relax your frontal lobes by showing you pictures of some of my...

...My Movie Posters!

These are from the four movies that I wrote and directed.

C'mon... Doncha' Wish You Were ME?!


UP YOUR ALLEY	REPOSSESSED	MEATBALLS 4	YARD SALE

I wrote and directed all of these movies (and co-produced "Yard Sale"). You know, people often ask me "...What's the Capital of Montana?" But that has nothing to do with what I'm talking about now, so let's forget I even brought that up, 'kay?

But, another thing I'm often asked is "...Is it fun making movies?" My usual answer is "...DUH?!" -- however, when I step down from my high-horse and truly ponder the question, my response is often much more measured, more thought out. Want to know what that answer is? CLICK HERE!

Wanna Watch the Trailer for

"Repossessed" Below?