I'm all about putting you tiny pieces of monkey shit in your fuckin' place.  Ya got me, cum-breath? 

All you've got to do, numb nuts, is send me an email asking a question, making a dumb-fuck comment, etc.  Then, if I'm in the fuckin' mood, I'll reply.  Ya hear me, you cum-swallowing sack of after-birth mucous?

Cordially,

"Abusive" Andy

> Subject: Andy
> From: "Tim Brock" <timbrock@blazemail.com>
> Date: Sat, June 17, 2006 1:26 pm
> To: <abusiveandy@bobbyworks.com>
>
>
> Greetings.
>
> I was tooling around the internet, looking for motion picture companies and such,
> when I came upon this site of Mr. Logan's.  Very funny things here, indeed.
> But you, sir, are not.  I cannot believe you're allowed in public.
>
> Cordially,
>
> Tim Brock

Dear Prickless Wonder,

First off, you Brazilian pack whore, learn to spell.  It's not "cant" -- it's "can't" -- Einstein.  Secondly, maggot-mouth, your little attempt at humor makes Carrot Top look brilliant.  And that is not a compliment, you douche filter.  So, if you EVER try to contact me again, you are only to do so after taking a few adult diction lessons -- and watching a few George Carlin DVDs.  Ya got me, hind tit sucker?

Abusively,

Andy

> Subject: Andy
> From: "Taid JK" <taidjk272@hotmail.com>
> Date: Sat, October 11, 2006 4:15 pm
> To: <abusiveandy@bobbyworks.com>
>
>
> Hey, Asshole!
>
> Whose ass did you peek out from?   Fuck pole!
>
> // Tay //

Dear Guy With a Sissy Name,

Eat me.

Abusively,

Andy