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MISCELLANEOUS!
(...And, Yeah, I Spelled It Correctly, Okay?!)
| You know the drill -- whatever doesn't fit in the other pages gets tossed here. Kind'a like what the Wayans' family does with their kids who can't sign, act or
dance.
First off, I'd like to present a... |
...Quickie Sports PHOTO!
A Shirtless Barry Bonds! Click HERE To See!
Click HERE to See a Truly Beautiful Photograph!
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Welcome back! Now, our first MAJOR DIVERSION into our world'o miscellany is a little thing I like to call... ...My Family Tree! I'm sure we all have members of our families that aren't really of the human species, right? Well, now that I've set up the premise, if ya' wanna see samples of the sperm & egg from which I came, just click... HERE! |
andom
obby
hought
.... Experts say we only use 10% of our brain's potential. Is this why we
pay $4.00 for Starbucks Coffee?
Ever Experience an Earthquake?
| For those of you who don't live in California, I thought I'd do my civic duty by treating y'all to what an earthquake looks (and feels) like... |
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andomobbyhought
.... Did you know that Mississippi is the only state with just one zip code?
E-I-E-I-O.
Donate to Bobby's Liver!
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Hey...
I'm thirsty! Wanna
buy me a drink? C'mon! Simply send a
DONATION to the
"Buy Bobby a
Drink Fund!" and I promise to make a toast in your honor! I'm dead serious here, Boobah! Feel free to donate as little or as much
as you'd like via my cool
PAYPAL
account... ...Just CLICK this tiny donation button: Thanks & Cheers! |
Under the
"Truth is Crazier Than Fiction" Heading...
| ...I've often come in contact with some pretty bizarre NEWS STORIES that are too good to ignore. So, caring as deeply as I do for you goons, I've decided to share a few (100% true) news stories with you. Time to CLICK and READ, class... |
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Is Our Commander-in-Chief
Drinking Again?
Here Are Two Pieces of Video Evidence For You To Decide...
Take My Jokes, Please!
Need a Good Laugh? You Could Watch "The O'Reilly Factor."
But If You'd Rather READ Some JOKES,
Just Click on the Chattering Teeth...
Guess Which One Is My Personalized Plate!
Take a good look (as opposed to a so-so look) at the Personalized
License Plates Below. One of them is actually mine. No joke.
Can you figure out which one?
If Ya' Want The Answer...
...Just Click on the Clock!
Are you in the mood to see the word
"Hogwash" written 267 times, in Purple,
in a 12 point, Times New Roman, font?
If so, who can blame you? Click here!
Since We're on a Guessing Binge...
...Look at the list of 24 Celebrities below and
try to match them up with their REAL NAMES!
MEN:
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Lou Upchurch DeClan McManus Carlos Irwin Estevez Terry Jean Bollette Archibald Leach Ehrich Weiss Alphonzo D'Abruzzo Donald Wayne Michael Gubitosi Hugh Cregg Maurice Micklewhite Harvey Lee Yeary II |
Click...
...For
The Answers!
WOMEN:
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Betty Gumm Ruby Stevens Betty Joan Perske La Donna Gaines Demetria Guynes Annie Mae Bullock Caryn Johnson Natasha Gurdin Rosita Alverio Sarah Jane Fulks Virginia McMath Joyce Frankenberg |
Click......For
The Answers!
According to my bud, Danny Wolf,
THIS is the Perfect Woman:
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Over 30? You Should Be Dead! |
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Don't believe me, Sherlock? Need proof, Columbo? Okay, then... just click the traffic sign below that best describes Dick Cheney's personality... |
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Don't Have Enough Abuse in Your Life? Email "Abusive" Andy! |
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...Then "Abusive Andy" is just what you need! Send him and email -- he promises to reply publicly. Only two rules: 1. Have a thick skin. 2. Promise not to be offended by VERY SALTY LANGUAGE! |
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