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MY STORE!
(If George Bush Can Sell You A Bill Of Goods, So Can I!)
Why do I have an online store?
Simple... to make extra
ya goof!!
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BTW, have ya seen the new George Bush penny?
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| Okay, jokes aside... you'll notice this isn't one of those fancy-schmancy shopping carts like at other sites. Fact is, it's about as basic as Katie Couric's wardrobe. All you have to do is click the "Add to Cart" button that corresponds to the item you wanna purchase, and PAYPAL will take it from there, baby! |
Welcome To My Crappy Lil' Store!
Ta-Dah!!
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"Life in the Bowling Lane!" (DVD) Starring The Unknown Comic & Bob Zany A wildly hilarious romp at a Crazy Bowling Center! Approx. 40 Mins $9.95 + $5.00 s/h |
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"Repossessed" (DVD) Starring Leslie Nielsen & Linda Blair The spoof of "The Exorcist" that has become an international cult film. Approx. 90 Mins $14.95 + $5.00 s/h |
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"Meatballs 4" (DVD) Starring Corey Feldman & Jack Nance A bunch of sexy teens ski & find love at a lakeside summer camp. Approx. 90 Mins $14.95 + $5.00 s/h |
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"Up Your Alley" (VHS ONLY) Starring Linda Blair & Murray Langston A romantic comedy about a newspaper reporter who falls in love with a homeless man. Approx. 90 Mins $14.95 + $5.00 s/h |
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Here's a VERY RARE ITEM...
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"How To Get Revenge!" (VHS ONLY) Starring Linda Blair Never-Before-Released, this is a darkly comedic video that shows you how to get even with people who have done you wrong! (For Entertainment Purposes ONLY!) Approx. 45 Mins $14.95 + $5.00 s/h (The first 15 orders will receive a special VHS box personally signed by Linda Blair!) |
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Interested in Making a Movie?
| Here's your opportunity to learn how to make a feature film,
with very little
money,
from a
professional feature filmmaker
who has both the knowledge and the desire to help new filmmakers get
their dream project produced!...
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"Learn How to Make a Feature Film in 1-Hour!" I can teach you, in a 1-hour phone call, all you need to know to actually make a feature film. I will be your personal consultant to guide you on your goal to make that movie you've always dreamed about... and all on for tiniest of budgets! Price: $100.00! That's VERY reasonable, bud! I'll even pay for the phone call anywhere in the U.S. or Canada. (Feel free to email me HERE with any questions) |
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hought
.... Forget Terri Schiavo. Stop feeding Kristie Alley!
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A Simple "Hello" Would Suffice!
