Real Name:           Stage Name:      Mug Shot:

                    Lou Upchurch                               Lou Diamond Phillips        

                        Carlos Irwin Estevez                    Charlie Sheen             

                        Archibald Leach                            Cary Grant               

                        Alphonzo D'Abruzzo                     Alan Alda                

                        Michael Gubitosi                           Robert "Guilty!" Blake      

                        Maurice Micklewhite                     Michael Caine            

                        DeClan McManus                            Elvis Costello             

                        Terry Jean Bollette                         Hulk Hogan              

                        Ehrich Weiss                                   Harry Houdini                          

                        Donald Wayne                                 Don Johnson             

                        Hugh Cregg                                      Huey Lewis               

                        Harvey Lee Yeary II                         Lee Majors               

Just be happy with your name, slick!